Atrociously bad plastic surgery

A surgeon can have all the skills in the world, but a messed-up patient can bring on the scariest travesties upon themselves. We all know about Michael Jackson, but he's not alone. Take a look at some of these videos below to see what happens when you just can't say "no" to the plastic surgeon.

Don't be fooled by the bleached hair and little dog. This is not Paris Hilton (yet). It's the Swiss Miss, or rather, Swiss Mastodon: Jocelyne Wildenstein. A few years ago, her husband started having an affair with a young Russian model. To win him back, Jocelyne sought the help of a plastic surgeon to help her look like her husband's favorite animal: a lion (true story). Strangely enough, he still left her...

Yes, I know I should give her a break because she's 100, but really, whatever happened to growing old gracefully? Jackie, the woman who both birthed Sylvester and started GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling), suffers from the worst case of "trout pout" I've ever seen.

I think she also had her own psychic hotline at some point, but her face might be just suggesting that (why are psychics always so weird looking?!).

This used to be a pretty woman. Seriously.

I'm not sure what went wrong here, except that she probably made the mistake of getting a surgeon referral from Amanda Lepore. Her mouth and cheeks look positively bizarre.

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